The Bolles Bugle

Bolles Student Trapped in Movie

Brill shows off her drawing skills picked up in quarantine.

Kloe Brill, Contributing Writer

May 23, 2020

Let me tell you about the time every day was the same and I was the only person who knew it. Every day I would wake up at 7 in the morning, open my window, put the coffee on, and step outside into the world of my backyard. Every day I would attend school via online classes. Every day I was bound to the...

Resume Building in Quarantine

Resume Building in Quarantine

Su Ertekin-Taner, Online Editor

May 23, 2020

In the wake of COVID-19, students are feeling the pressure to add their widespread talents to their resume from the comfort of their homes. Due to the cancellation of the ‘resume boosters’, students are resorting to strange activities that they can participate in without the risk of contracting the v...

Alien Overlords Apologize, Vow to Reset Simulation to 2019

Huj is known for his dynamic, multi-tentacular speeches. Artwork by Atticus Dickson.

Cameron Gratz, Contributing Writer

May 23, 2020

“Given the hostile reactions of the inhabitants of EarthSim-257 to the increased difficulty setting at the beginning of the solar year 2020, we will be resetting the simulation to 2019 and decreasing the difficulty setting to its previous level,” Hexaglomado Huj, chairman of the Board of Overlords...

2020’s Inferno

2020's Inferno

Atticus Dickson, Contributing Writer

May 23, 2020

In our current, strange times, we have been presented with a whole new host of potential vices, so below is a modern, (mostly) quarantine-centric reimagining of the Inferno, first mapped by Dante Alighieri. ...

Virtual Tips for the Average Student

Virtual Tips for the Average Student

Hannah Edwards, Contributing Writer

May 23, 2020

 The transition to online school has been tough for many of us. So, here are my top tips on how to better manage distance learning. #1 Practice your signal-is-cutting-out sound. This could be achieved by crumpling a piece of paper (just make sure your teacher can’t see), with your mouth if the ...