Are you sad and lonely this Valentine’s Day? Are you looking to impress someone special with some fun and innovative pickup lines? Well, then this cartoon is for you. Each candy heart is decorated with a pickup line guaranteed to work on whoever you’re looking to impress. And the best part is, if you’re not confident enough to use these pickup lines on people in person, you can simply send them the box of candy hearts for them to read (and eat). Depicted here is a classic candy heart box with the candy spilling out. Written on each candy heart is an ironic pickup line (not to actually be used on people). Lastly, as a backup plan to ensure that your Valentine’s Day is spent well even if that special someone rejects you, scratch off the sticker on the side of the box for a code to win a free dinner for one.