Bolles Index: The Nurse’s Office

A small sample of the army of remedies housed in the Nurse’s Office.

Katie Hecht, Contributing Writer

Average number of students in nurse’s office on a Monday: 61

Average number of students after President’s Day break: 45

#1 complaint: headache

Approximate number of Advil distributed daily: 50

Approximate number of decongestants distributed daily: 25-30

boarder to student ratio in the nurse’s office: 2:1

Cough drops taken by students in a day: 80-100

Number of cough drops Scarlett Flores takes a day: 5

Number of re-admittance notes written since the first day of school: 5,221

Average duration of a stay: 33 minutes

Most seen athletes: swimmers

Least seen athletes: baseball players