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Satire: Dear Junior Drivers, You’re on thin asphalt

Isabel Bassin, Co-Editor-in-Chief February 11, 2024

Dear Juniors, We need to talk. Over the past few years, I think many of us seniors would agree that we’ve had a cordial, respectful, and even friendly dynamic between our two classes. But that ends...

What other students think of Bolles

What other students think of Bolles

Caylee Padgett, Online Editor December 11, 2023

Ever wonder what students from other schools think of Bolles? Well, The Bolles Bugle has sent out our top writers to get exclusive interviews from a panel of local high schoolers about what they think...

National Labor Relations Board Saves Christmas

Moe Monet, Economics Editor January 21, 2023

Negotiators from the National Labor Relations Board (NLRB) narrowly averted a general strike at the North Pole that would have imperiled Christmas, 2022. Representatives of the Elven Labor Federation...

Merrick A. Flagg slid down the precipitous slope of Krakatau in search of the world’s most epic volcano selfie.
Photo via Anti-Villain League (AVL)

New Superhero Erupts onto International Stage

Phil Coulson, Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. November 9, 2022

Merrick A. Flagg never meant to be a hero. Frankly, he never meant to do much of anything besides trend on Instagram. And the only way he was going to do that was with an epic volcano selfie. How else...

Is Humpty Dumpty Really an Egg?

Is Humpty Dumpty Really an Egg?

Tristan Schneider, Contributing Writer November 9, 2022

The other day, I had the realization that parents and adults have been lying to us. People say that in the famous nursery rhyme “Humpty Dumpty,” the main character Humpty Dumpty is an egg. Although...

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